He rubbed it and a genie popped out and granted him three wishes.

"For my first wish, I'd like a nice, cold glass of beer"

**POOF**

A huge frosted mug appeard before him of his favorite beer. He drank it and it magically filled back up. Amazed, the guy asked for an explanation. "You see, this is an endless supply of ice cold beer. It'll never run dry, and it'll always stay ice cold. You never have to buy beer again. You have two more wishes", said the genie.

"Great! Gimme two more of these!"