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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Scratch-n-Sniff at the bottom of a pool
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles wearm
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
"How do you do that?" She responded . . .
"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"
That is really funny, but Ive got one ......
There were three girls on a plane that was about to crash. Two blondes and a brunette.
They were hanging underneath the plane holding onto a pole, but they were weighing the plane down. It would drop and they would all die unless two people let go.
They all said, "I've got a family to go home to. You let go!"
The Brunette thought cleverly and then said "I feel like a sing song! If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
Predictably, the two blondes plunged through the air into a pool of hungry crocodiles and the brunette survived!
If you like that joke, give me best answer please...
Not only are these jokes not nice, but most blondes are highly intelligent people.
Men who could'nt get a pretty blonde date probably started these jokes, which are in very poor taste.
It perpetuates a predjudice to repeat these jokes.
Good jokes don't hurt anyone.
I like the last one the best.
Some new ones. I like it!
i liked the last one.
lol i liked the last one
lol those are good ones
hahahahaha