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I'd rather be the bun. And NO.

I am an Oscar Meyer weiner. That's why I'm so popular.

HELL YA I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER and yes i no how 2 play the whistle[ :

No, I don't wanna be an Oscar Meyer Weiner because then someone would eat me unless I make myself rot but then they would throw me out.

I had 2 of the whistles, but lost them, And of course I could play them. Sousa march tunes.

Nah. Maybe a pair of Victoria's Secret underwaer.

No. But I saw that little kid on an infotainment show about a week ago. He's about 40 now.

hahahaha i wish i knew how to play the whistle

I've never wanted to be one after all the stories I've heard.

no, but im married 2 1!

Not a bad thought, at least then everyone would want to eat me!