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"I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!" ~ George

"Giddyup." ~ Kramer

"It's a JUNIOR mint!" ~ Jerry

Jerry, meeting his date: "Here I am, right on time! I can't believe we're actually going dancing!"

His date: "Why, you don't go that often?"

Jerry: "No, because it's so stupid."

OR

Jerry, to George, after George confides his deep dark secrets to him: "Yikes! Well, good luck with aaall that!"

George:" What do you mean? I thought i could count on you for a little compassion."

Jerry: "I think you scared me straight!"

After Jerry shaves his chest: "I'll buy you a parasol and a sundress and you can sashay your pretty little self around the town square!"

I have two: "I'm master of my domain" and "...not that there's anything wrong with that."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"She has man hands."