Tonight is the staff Christmas party and they will expect to have the usual parlour games. I am looking at innovative ways to economise in these difficult times and am therefore proposing to improvise by using household goods. So far, I have found some KY Jelly, a pair of surgical gloves, a turkey baster and a meat grinder. Do you think this will be enough?
If you were a guest, would you be able to create an amusing situation using these props, or would you need something else?
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Oh most definitely! ( BTW only amateurs need a bit KY.)
You also need some cherries or olives so us ladies can pop them out and fire them into cocktail glasses. After that we will be in the mood for some saucy games
e.g we can dress up as saucy nurses and you can don the surgical gloves and we can play a game of doctors and nurses. You can fill the turkey baster with a fluid of your choice and let the fun begin.
So yes add alcohol and cherries and olives.
Oohh and some custard and blindfolds,Us ladies can be blindfolded and then we can have moustaches (dripping with custard )on our ladies parts and we will have to guess the gentlemen that owns the Moustache! Great fun!
P.S Can I gatecrash? Rotter allows me and my sexy pals into his Manor at any time day or night - What a true gentleman.
Lord Charles, In the States we play a game called 'Beer Pong'. You however can change what it is you're drinking to gin if you'd like. All you will need is 12 glasses half filled with gin (6 on each side arranged in a triangle) and a ping pong ball. Co-ed teams of two are suggested.
Another idea might be the adult version of 'Truth or Dare' (in which case your items will be needed - along with your top hat, and fruit and veggies from the kitchen). Be sure to have the dares each round get progressively more risque.
Cheers
You have all the props there needed for a game of "au-pair intrusion" Canadian rules not British mind, for the British rules you would need an empty gin bottle and a large cigar. Tip top.
I can send Cuthbertson round, his party trick includes a Guinness bottle, an egg whisk and an Alsatian dog called Bruno. It really is quite disgusting, but then again I have heard of your 'Office Parties' are none to salubrious so I suppose it will be quite tame. However, he can bring Mary, the Lamb and Flag barmaid with him, now she is quite spectacular, especially if she brings her friend from the Chinese takeaway. gasp...ennnnuuggggghhhh cough, er...yes...well
The only thing missing is a game of Twister! Have fun.