basically you need to get her to stop drinking otherwise she wont sober up. Then you need to calculate how many standard drinks she has had because that will tell you roughly how long it will take for her to sober up. Time is the only way to get sober so sobering her up before your parents get home depends on how much she has drank and how long before they get back.
You would probably be better off making up an excuse for why your parents can't see her and to make sure they don't see or smell or hear her.
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Give them 2 tylenols and a glass of pickle juice and let them rest for a half hour. They should be fine when your parents get home.
basically you need to get her to stop drinking otherwise she wont sober up. Then you need to calculate how many standard drinks she has had because that will tell you roughly how long it will take for her to sober up. Time is the only way to get sober so sobering her up before your parents get home depends on how much she has drank and how long before they get back.
You would probably be better off making up an excuse for why your parents can't see her and to make sure they don't see or smell or hear her.
Have the best friend eat a lot and drink a lot of water. Then hope for the best.
send me the address ill *** the **** out of her maybe it will sober her up ?
get her some water and bread, and make her walk around and engage in conversation/actions.
you should eat a lot of food, and drink a lot of water. after the pee, drink coffee...thats all you can do
Eat her puussy
take her to her home :|