My uncle Ben?
My uncle Ben was working on a shop roof fixing the sign which had a large "O" he was leanling through this when he fell to his death. His epitaph read
Tthroughout the whole world.
No one finer or better,
He went as he came,
Through a hole in a letter.
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Death jokes always amuse me.
Reminds me of the unfortunate female balloonist, whose passing was immortalised by an inept stonemason who couldn't master punctuation. He carved "Let her RIP"
How apt.
I like Uncle Ben's with my chilli concarni or curry
'scrap the tv licence'
Does this mean I won't be able to buy his rice and sauces any more ??
funny
Quite funny :-)
nice one
ha ha good one
Alrighty then!!!