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No swimsuits, just nudity. However, before you think "YAY NAKED LADY'S!", you are also gonna see some things which you really hoped you'd never have to see.

I've been to two. At the first one, there were about forty middle-aged men muddling about in sneakers and nothing else. There were three older women flaunting their flab, and one skinny twenty-something wearing nothing but her hair and a harassed expression as she chased after her two small children.

At the second, there were a couple hundred men, all but one the same as the first - middle aged and flabby. The one younger guy was so obviously swish it was nauseating. There were a dozen or so older women flaunting their flab, and not one could be seen who was under 40.

Definitely not what I expected - and these were beaches with a world-wide reputation for nudity. I found the public restroom, went in and puked my guts out - then went and found a bar and sat listening to music and getting drunk. Never went to another nude beach again.

Personally I haven't ever been to one, but I've heard the following:

1.Nude beaches are where old people go to catch a tan without any tan lines because they don't care who sees them naked anymore.

2.They're where sad guys go to check out naked chicks... Problem is, the chicks don't go there because they think it's gross, so ya, you're gonna be stuck with old flabby, maybe ugly people, and the sad pervs...

Conclusion: I wouldn't recommend it at all...

Hmm? Well, I would not recommend going to one if you want to golf and/or play volley ball or tennis. Otherwise, if you just want to lay out and get an all over tan, why not?

Why are u even going there???

or are u just asking XD

I've never been to one...

I'll give u a tip, don't look at peoples crotch XD

nope