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For the gentlemen:

1. Most of us still like chivalry. Most of us are not feminazi libtards who think it's degrading to have you hold the door for us.

2. We will never get the Three Stooges. Give it up. They are not funny.

3. We ladies like romance. It may seem cheesy to you, but we eat it up. So go ahead, give us flowers, buy us the sappy card. Except for the aforementioned feminazi libtards, we will be eating out of your hand!

4. You know how much you like oral? Well, we like it just as much as you do!

5. We get cranky once a month. Best to just leave us alone. Your attempts to "cheer us up" will only make matters worse! My otherwise idiot ex once said that the best thing to do when your girlfriend's on her period is to just hug her and tell her you love her. He was right!

- Learn to be more straightforward about things. Contrary to what you may or may not think, we don't like playing guessing games about your intentions or what you're thinking.

- Learn how to enjoy video games. Most men like to play a game or two, but most women don't. You don't have to be a total geek with it either. Just grab a controller, and start shooting virtual things. it's fun. I promise.

- Quit being so afraid to get your hands dirty. It washes off.

- Learn how to give better head. Teeth don't feel good.

- For those of you with extreme feminist brainwashing, learn that double standards make both parties mad. You don't have to prove you're as good as us all the time. Just act natural and be a woman more often.

I wish women would learn that chivalry is discrimination against men and to use a man as your personal slave to open a door for you is sexist and wrong. I would also like women to learn that taking money off men on dates is prostitution and sexist against men. i would like women to accept that equality should include equal treatment so that in future women are regarded as dispensable as men have always been and women should be forced to fight on the front lines in wartime. i would also like women to accept that men do some dangerous work which justifies them being payed more. i would also like women to understand that men have strong cravings for sex and its not our fault its natures way of making sure the human race survives.

1. No one can read your d@mn mind. If you want us to know something, then say it!

2. Sometimes I don't feel like talking. It doesn't mean that I am mad at you. Honest.

3. Take my words at face value. I don't have any secret meanings, and I don't drop hints.

4. I am awful at understanding your hints (see No. 1, above).

5. Discussing feelings is boring. Don't expect me to enjoy chatting about feelings -- unless you are willing to listen to me obsess over sports trivia.

for the men who haven't already learnt these valuable lessons:

1. learn to be humble and not arrogant/cocky

2. learn to take pride in your appearance

3. learn that chivalry is not dead

4. learn to not be a flirty sleaze and just stick to your girl

5. learn to wear perfume, its makes you instantly more attractive if you put on the right amount

Don’t wear revealing outfits in public if you know that excessive male attention is going to creep you out.

I would give up 4 characteristics if they could all be like Pyro! But, a hag can't have it all lol.

How to submit to my divine will

How to look like you're not a wretched old hag like 99.9% of the females on here

How to be better in bed

How to drive

How to make a good meal

I want men to learn that I really wanna to **** them!

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