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The Holy Spirit, God indwelling me, who could be closer, who could be better at that

Buddha is my homeboy, but Jesus and The Dude are awesome too.

Joseph Campbell.

Sam Harris.

Alan Watts if you mean just regular guys

I like a Jesus/Buddha combo platter if you mean immortal walk on water types.

a tossup between yoda and mr miagi

Steven Hawkingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Mr. Bean because he knows what's important - laughter and seeing the world as it is

The Dalai Lama.

Ganja.