State how people usually "look down" on you for being short. . . write something about being small/short but terrible, being short looks cute, and uhm if you're a girl, some study say that boys find short girls cuter than the taller ones. That's all I can think. hahaha :D

I'm extremely short and my friends call me a variety or joke names to make fun of me like: Smurf, vertically challenged, midget, "shortie," (classic -________-) and the best is "I'm not short, I'm fun sized" or "great things come in small packages"

My personal fav is vertically challenged