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Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover

by Paul Simon

Album: Still Crazy After All These Years Released: 1975US Chart: 1 UK Chart: 23

SIMON - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me

The answer is easy if you take it logically

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued

But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

Just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain

I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again

I said I appreciate that and would you please explain

About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight

And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light

And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

und die Parodie

50 Ways to Loose Your Rubber

One problem could be with your small head,"

She said to me

Solutions come easy, that's the part that's scaring me

I must have safe sex, guaranteed security

There can be fifty ways to lose your rubber

She said it really is a worry when I'm nude

'Cause I'm no whore,

If you should fertilize my egg, I'm really screwed..

Let me repeat myself, and it's sure important, Dude

There can be fifty ways to lose your rubber

Fifty ways to lose your rubber

So, just slide it clear on back, Jack

Hold it with your hand, Dan

Watch the way you enjoy, Roy

Don't let it slip free

Remove that truss, Gus

It could bother us much

Unroll totally, Lee

Don't let it slip free..

Just, watch your technique, Geek

Don't move too quick, Nick

I want no girl or boy, Roy

Just listen to me..

Don't be no wild cuss, Gus

And don't wiggle and fuss much

Act responsibly, Lee

Or it might slip free..

She said, I ain't no ho, so..don't use the cheap brand

It would just be safer, if we abstain and make it by hand

I said I appreciate that, but Will won't understand

About the fifty ways

She said, why don't we both just do some sleep tonight

Then copulate in the morning when my fertile time is slight

And then she kissed me, and I realized she probably was right

Because I could not find my lousy rubber..

Fifty ways to lose your rubber..

Guess I misplaced the pack, Jack

Lost when I ran, Man

Left it on the toy, Joy

Ain't got none on me..

Dropped on the bus, Gus

Feeling disgust much

Guess we'll have to wait, Kate

Ain't got one on me..

Das Lied ist von Paul Simon (Simon & Garfunkel) und heißt wirklich: "fifty ways to leave your lover"

bist du dir sicher das der song so heisst ? ich kenne einen der heißt " 50 Tips(ihn zu verlassen)" und ist von ulla meinecke. findest du auf der cd " wenn schon nicht für immer dann wenigstens für ewig". tolle sängerin übrigends

Nee, der heißt "Fifty ways to loose your lover" - wobei lover sowohl männlich als auch weiblich sein kann.

Interpreten gibt es verschiedene, keine Ahnung vom wem`s wirklich ist. Aber gib doch mal den Titel bei goggle ein.

gruß

gm

Weiß ich auch nicht aber der Song hört sich irgend wie komisch an.Wenn ich schon höre 50 Wege seine Frau Loszuwerden ist irgend wie Gruselig.Ne Ne Ne bye