Uncle John's Bathroom Reader was my source this time. I busted a gut, when I saw this one:
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
Got another one?
Never piss off a dragon, for you are crispy and taste good with ketchup.
Next Stop The Twilight Zone (cue music)
lol that's a good one
There is a bumper sticker on a horrible car that says
My ferrari is in the garage
I used to have this one (it was on a car I no longer own):
Bumper to bumper
Butt to butt
Get off my ***
You crazy nut!
It was perfect for Atlanta traffic. :)
"Human Remains"
we have stickers in the airport to put on coffins, so I just took one and put it on my mean BF car!! he drove around town for a week, before he seen it!!!
My kids BEAT UP your Honor Student
Be good to America
Or we will turn you to a democratic country
I hate it too, Bob.
It's for the church of the subgenius.
i loved this one
all men are created equal...1 step below women
Well the obvious famous one everyone knows--
"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an ***hole"
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Never piss off a dragon, for you are crispy and taste good with ketchup.
Next Stop The Twilight Zone (cue music)
lol that's a good one
There is a bumper sticker on a horrible car that says
My ferrari is in the garage
I used to have this one (it was on a car I no longer own):
Bumper to bumper
Butt to butt
Get off my ***
You crazy nut!
It was perfect for Atlanta traffic. :)
"Human Remains"
we have stickers in the airport to put on coffins, so I just took one and put it on my mean BF car!! he drove around town for a week, before he seen it!!!
My kids BEAT UP your Honor Student
Be good to America
Or we will turn you to a democratic country
I hate it too, Bob.
It's for the church of the subgenius.
i loved this one
all men are created equal...1 step below women
Well the obvious famous one everyone knows--
"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an ***hole"