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"I love you dearly for being the only living creature that accepts my 'embarrassing' and 'weird' behavior and showers me with loyalty and affection each day. Now, for the sake of my sanity and your health, please consider ending all endeavors to eat the crotch out every pair of panties I own. Thank you."

i would say, i love u pal. and for future refrences, stop barking at the neighbors, stop dropping your crap in other peoples yards, well actually thats kinda funny so u can continue. and last but not least, if i could understand the dog, id tell it to tell me all the secrets of the world that dogs kno. i really believe that they kno the secrets to the world

HAHA, thats what id say, please give me a best answer i could really use it thnx :)

I would tell Bailey the shorthair to stop pointing the parrots and and stop running away when we take her hiking or skiing.

I would tell Cookie the cockatoo to stop it with the ear piercing squawks every morning.

I would tell scaredy cat to stop getting pregnant and to try to be friendly if you are going to eat all my food.

Don't jump on the tv, don't climb the curtains, don't scratch the walls.

I'll feed you when I feed you, meowing non-stop will not make me feed you any sooner.

And lastly, use the damn toilet!

I'd tell them that I love them and I'd ask them to sign if something was ailing them so I could make it better.

I would tell my cat... "You should sleep next to me at night instead of my husband, because he doesn't even like you, and I love you!!! "

I would also tell him to stop trying to climb up my pants leg. It really hurts!!!

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I would hope she already understands me but to cement the thoughts I would say "Fan, (that's her name) when I call you sweetie would you please come to me, while I am at work I want you to protect the house w/your life".

I would tell it not to go to the bathroom on the clothes....love your avatar!

Sorry if we didn't stroll out for a long time..don't worry, you have a prize for being good! :)

I would say "I love u" and 2 stop clawing at my carpets (cat)!!!

Then I would say "I love u" and stop drooling (dog)!!!