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bologna strips off the paint spell something naughty.

shat on the car/handles

urinate on or into the car

water or Styrofoam in gas tank

fill tires with cement

mercury on anything made of aluminum. by morning it would turn to dust! lol.

birdseed on car,use 77 ultra spray on glue and then cover with birdseed

super heavy machine oil, like cosmoline, apply hot to all surfaces stuff becomes a solid oil when cold. he'll need a steam cleaner to take it all off.

swap license plate with that of a stolen car's (similar make/model/color).

super glue into all exterior locks. spray zap-it super glue accelerate on super glue,makes it harder than steel.

some olds pranks/mean jokes I know of

best prank ever i did this its so much fun

1. sticky note the whole entire car it takes a while but its so funny 2 watch them take them off in the morning

2. take Elmer's glue and bird seed and throw it all over the car it will piss them off completely

that's what i'm completely going to do to my pal on Halloween... gown up as a drunken hobbo and take a seat on a buddies door step. Fill a lager bottle with water and drink out of it like your inebriated. this could scare the heck out of em

here's a really nasty one, get some Tobasco sauce and put it on his car, will F up his paint wherever it's left.

also, take his wipers, license plates, antenna. anything that comes off real easy.

also. if this got done to MY car... I'd ******* kill you all. legit.