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you still got the bobble-head?

Wrong. This smackdown would never occur. It would be unfair and threaten the well-being of Dwight's dearest friend Michael Scott. Dwight Schrute would be better matched fighting a black bear or Darth Maul.

Dwight Schrute all the way! Michael isn't smart enough to beat Dwight. And anyway, Dwight is a member of the jr. sherrifs and he's skilled in karate!

Michael, he seems like a dirty fighter haha