When does my wife poop?
I'm never around when she does. I know when I do it, as soon as I leave the bathroom the whole house knows about it in a few minutes. When she goes into the bathroom she's never in there for more than a minute. We're together 10 years and it seems unlikely i'm out of the house every time she does it. And YES, I am sure she does it.
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are you obsessed with your wife's doo doo?
Some women find it really embarrasing to have anyone in the house while they go to the toilet, i know someone who was in a relationship for over ten yrs with a guy and she never did it either, she would be in agony sometimes holding it in, but she just had to wait until the time was right... If they were on holiday, she would make an excuse to leave the hotel room and then she would go and use the main toilets in the hotel reception or bar so that she was sure he wouldnt be able to hear/smell her.... Also not everyone does smelly poops and alot of people are really fast at doing the job, while others like to take their time. Hope this helps.
My boss was telling me about how in 10 years of marriage she's never pooped with her husband in the house. She's embarassed about it and goes to great lengths to hide it from him. Even on vacations, she'd leave the hotel room to poop away from him. Maybe your wife is the same way. LOL
You're wife is just embarrassed about you smelling her poop, but why should she be if you two had been together for ten years? Shouldn't she be comfortable by now? Yes, she poops when you leave the house
Seems to me, most women I know, Go and get off as fast as possible, They don't need to read or things that I find men like to do...
She probably eats more fiber than you ...ha ha ha
I would say give her 2 mins ,,,that is plenty of time.
Did you ever notice a pleasant smell after?? that is called air freshner...Most men have NO CLUE what that is......
sniff her at all times or stay at your house for days and dont leave until she does it or has to do it, and if she is that embarrassed about it, it would be interesting what will she do to do it, like get out of the house or kick you out somehow...
She probably poops under the bed. Be careful where you step.
Maybe she does'nt poop at all. Some yoga experts dont.
She's an android. She doesn't need to poop.
Okay..erm........
I Have Nothing..x
Why don't you ask her if you are soooooo curious.