Let's just say you do have marshmellows in hell. What's stopping all the theives, murders, and general thugs from beating you to a pulp, and taking them away from you along with everything else you have?
What do you think? Does joking really help? I don't think you'll be joking when you get there... I think you should go out and buy the book 23 minutes in Hell. It will scare the HELL out of you. And it even has scripture to back it up.... Your NOT going to have an excuse when you get there.... I didnt know, I thought it was all a joke....
16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
This is no joke. You will be screaming in pain...but why in the world don't you search for the Lord. You can find him if you search for him. Why wait for the truth to be proven to you until it is too late? We know that truth once we are saved but you need to give God a chance. Don't reject Jesus.
LMAO okay. Are you going to be Satan's number one man?????????? His bouncer at the door to hell????????
I have a friend that said that he was going to be Satan's number one man and then when all the people that wronged him came to hell he was going to be like UHHHH HUHHHH I GOT YOU NOW and do all kinds of terrible things to them.
Also my son says he is sitting next to Lucy i. e. Lucifer. Nuts.
u have to ask for the devils consent. then take a trek up to heaven and ask god. then jump down again and hopefully u can get the marshmallows half price
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Don't forget carrots, potatoes, celery and slaw. If we are going to have a roast, let's get 'er done. I'll bring the wine!
Let's just say you do have marshmellows in hell. What's stopping all the theives, murders, and general thugs from beating you to a pulp, and taking them away from you along with everything else you have?
No way. Someone might sniff some sweet burnt marshmellow which would be far too much pleasure for hell.
you'll live in hell and suffer 4 eternal.. .
you don't need to bring marshmellows because you will be a marshmellow getting cooked out. ;)
What do you think? Does joking really help? I don't think you'll be joking when you get there... I think you should go out and buy the book 23 minutes in Hell. It will scare the HELL out of you. And it even has scripture to back it up.... Your NOT going to have an excuse when you get there.... I didnt know, I thought it was all a joke....
If you were roasting, I doubt that you would be thinking about marshmallows. Plus, you don't even spell them right ;)
I personally don't believe in hell. So enjoy your marshmallows now while you're still here!
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Does this sound like God WANTS you to go to hell?
John 3:16-17 (New International Version)
16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
This is no joke. You will be screaming in pain...but why in the world don't you search for the Lord. You can find him if you search for him. Why wait for the truth to be proven to you until it is too late? We know that truth once we are saved but you need to give God a chance. Don't reject Jesus.
LMAO okay. Are you going to be Satan's number one man?????????? His bouncer at the door to hell????????
I have a friend that said that he was going to be Satan's number one man and then when all the people that wronged him came to hell he was going to be like UHHHH HUHHHH I GOT YOU NOW and do all kinds of terrible things to them.
Also my son says he is sitting next to Lucy i. e. Lucifer. Nuts.
u have to ask for the devils consent. then take a trek up to heaven and ask god. then jump down again and hopefully u can get the marshmallows half price