Why aren't Australians rich?
They are like 4 hours ahead of us. So if a football game starts at 7, then in Australia it's 11 and the game is over and they know the score. So why don't they bet on the team they know will win and make money.
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Well, the problem is that most television U.S. shows are broadcast a week to a month behind schedule in australia. So they're 4 hours ahead, but simultaneously about 2 weeks behind. This has obviously fractured that space-time continuum and created a black hole. Obviously. That's how kangaroos and platypuses (platypi?) came into existence.
It's not like they're living ahead of us. If a sports game in the US starts at 7 PM and it's 12 AM the next day in Australia, then the same American game from the Aussies' point of view will start at 12 AM.
Because they aren't traveling ahead in time. The times are concurrent. So if the game starts at 7 (wherever you are) then for them it starts at 11.
Because we Jews hog all the money, lol
Because they're always drunk, so they're never sure if they just dreamed it or not.
I am rich.
Financially, culturally and several other ways ending with "ly".