A Sunderland fan and Gooner were on a ship one day?
James the Mackem and Shane Gooner were walking along on a ship (gay cruise? idk,...)
Anyway, Shane suddenly felt weird and asked "Why the f**k is it so quiet?? It's like no one is around!
So James turned to him and replied "Everyone is probably off enjoying the band"
Shane said " Band?? I didn't know there was a band on this cruise!
James then said " I didn't either, but a while ago when you were sleeping some guys ran past me screaming "A BAND ON SHIP !"
Bloody Mackems......can't fix a waterlogged pitch, and now Shane's doomed.
Update:It can be either of you Jameses, im not picky!
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That's funny.
Pathetic
I don't know why I lol'd so hard , but I did :p
Il assume its the other James .
Gay cruise? PMSL.
What the fvck did I just read :/
I find that very very sad...