Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party the night before. 1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks. 2nd guy: Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and givena DUI! 3rd guy: That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed! 1st guy: No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog..... Created by ••◘KC◘••. entertainment-music-en - jokes-riddles-en

thats awesome. I have oneA penguin was driving down the road when his car was acting up so he decided to stop at the gas station for help. he told the attendant to take a look and let him know. the penguin was went inside to find something to eat. he saw that an ice cream sunday was the special and ordered it. when he went outside the attendent said it looks like you blew a seal . the penguin laughed and said NO NO its just a little ice cream.