Ok, so we are sitting around the dorm with too much to drink and too little to do and too far from home.
After one of us gals let out a horrible sbd, it got us talking about it, the question of which gender's farts are the most toxic.
We pretty much all agreed men can release a huge volume of gas, but what we are divided on is which gender's farts smell the nastiest.
Girls in the group are pretty much of the opinion that our farts are the most toxic, but some of the guys are unconvinced.
(The guys next to Lorie aren't confused, but the ones that didn't get her fart up close and personal aren't buying it.)
So, what's everyone's take on it ? Do the worst farts really pass through silk? :)
Update:Study indicating girl farts are nastier:
http://www.fortunecity.de/roswell/kafka/66/flatus....
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OMG, thanks for asking that one!
I'm a manly man and I hang with manly men and I have ripped and experienced ripped the worst enormous guy farts.
But, I've known plenty of gals whose teeniest little fart from clear across the room can curl my toes and make my eyes water!
NO guy I know can't handle his own - SEVERAL girls I know can't stand theirs - and nobody else can, either.
Girls, every time! Smaller, more often, and more powerful!
I'm sure that they are equally toxic. My husband has cleared a room with one of his bacon bombers... then again, the dog has cleared a room, too.
I think the difference here is not the smell, because I have been known to clear MYSELF out of the room (that's right, I have tried to run away from my own fart), but a lady goes to the bathroom to fart. If I am sitting in the tv room with my family, I will get up and leave the room to fart (on the pretense of getting a drink or something). My husband or my brother on the other hand, are very proud of breaking the sound barrier with their anus.....
So I say that the farts are equally heinous, but the male of the species prefers to share their special aroma with the world.... Whereas women prefer to run.
I actually saw on the Discovery Channel or Science channel or something that women produce more gas. A married couple both strapped on these contraptions that held their fart gases in a bag and they measured them afterwards. They ate the same meals and participated in the same activities, and the woman produced more gas. They didn't go into the toxicity of each bag of gas--thank God--so I can't comment on that issue. I've been around some pretty toxic individuals of both genders!
Women
Everyone knows hot chicks fart air tulips, were feminist's blow out air onions that would make the eyes water!
My Beagle can outfart anyone in the family. I vote dogs!
the one with the healthier diet... vegetables make the most and worse gas, especially broccoli and cabbage
It really depends on what they are eating.
i think is women and all stink
all stink