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I WISH I COULD!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad

If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her

If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait

If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another woman, you’re not putting in “quality time”

If she is visited by another man, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so…

So confusing, yet…

So damning, yet….

Hell no. I like the challenge they bring but in the end more than likely a bloke won't understand them at all. Just like they dont understand why we think about sex all the time,have less than 5 pairs of shoes and take 5 minute showers. My point is that you can try and try but in the end some things are best left unsaid. Trying to find out this and that will just complicate things more than they already are,instead I just say just let it be.

No, I shall never understand women.

But the one thing I can't understand the most, is why they run away so fast whenever I come with flowers and a ring.

Its takes the power of patience,long suffering and humility to understand women. A real labor of love.

If you don't have these ingredients, you won't make it.

not all girls are afraid of spiders.

I'm not afraid of it,..but, I dont like them - I have this terrible urge to squash them with my slippers everytime I see one.

Men are difficult to understand too you know.

So brave (wars etc) yet so coward (commitments)

So confident, yet so insecured (jealous).

So strong, yet so fragile (ego).

(A WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

specially if she's ilongga, i don't understand a word, but i love the accent.

yeah, anne c, your statement is so true

hahaha!!!....

i wish i did, but i do not. nevertheless, she's still my woman. and yeah, she's afraid of spiders, especially those with long legs hahaha.... i can almost imagine hearing her screams and curses.

no need to understand them just love them.

I believe i do

Yes! I do.