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You simply have to contact your local parish for details.

Go with the Church of Spiritual Humanism http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/ordained.php

Those other sites people posted are scams.

Takes about 20 seconds

http://www.themonastery.org/

You should consider going to Bible school. But check with a Full Gospel pastor on this.

go to Catholic School. but i would like to inform you we are already all priest in God kingdom his Church. we don't need no fancy certificate. only knowledge of God's word

Right here:

http://www.themonastery.org/ordination

I have already married 3 couples. Welcome to the flock

You can do it here.