Does anyone hate it when water splashes on your A$$ when you take a dump? It's even more frustrating when it takes so long to wipe. I had a board meeting yesterday but i had to take a big dump right before so i had to rush the wiping process. During the meeting my butt became really itchy to the point where i had to give it a good scratch but i was unaware that my colleague was watching while i went to work on that itch, the same colleague who i was supposed to be taking out for dinner.
Looks like it will be hookers for me this weekend but don't worry because i don't pay, i run. If you ever want to enjoy free sex with a hooker then make sure the B****H doesn't do transactions. Follow these steps.
1. Give her the cash up front. (just so it looks like you are willing to pay and desperate for sex)
2. Make sure you see where she puts the cash
3. Start off at the front at a slow pace
4. Put all your energy into pumping her a55, this will most certainly exhaust her
5. Once you explode, quickly get yourself dressed and make a move for the cash
6. If she acts fast and you get into a tussle then place 2 fingers in to her eyes (this should slow her down)
7. Run !!!!!
It makes the whole situation so much more exciting because i get laid and the tramp doesn't get paid
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gerald mcclellan.
Does anyone hate it when water splashes on your A$$ when you take a dump? It's even more frustrating when it takes so long to wipe. I had a board meeting yesterday but i had to take a big dump right before so i had to rush the wiping process. During the meeting my butt became really itchy to the point where i had to give it a good scratch but i was unaware that my colleague was watching while i went to work on that itch, the same colleague who i was supposed to be taking out for dinner.
Looks like it will be hookers for me this weekend but don't worry because i don't pay, i run. If you ever want to enjoy free sex with a hooker then make sure the B****H doesn't do transactions. Follow these steps.
1. Give her the cash up front. (just so it looks like you are willing to pay and desperate for sex)
2. Make sure you see where she puts the cash
3. Start off at the front at a slow pace
4. Put all your energy into pumping her a55, this will most certainly exhaust her
5. Once you explode, quickly get yourself dressed and make a move for the cash
6. If she acts fast and you get into a tussle then place 2 fingers in to her eyes (this should slow her down)
7. Run !!!!!
It makes the whole situation so much more exciting because i get laid and the tramp doesn't get paid
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