Underwear Dust?
One evening, a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: "Perhaps
we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches
off your butt".
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Heck is this??" he said to himself, as a little 'dust' cloud appeared
when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroon. "Why did you
put talcum powder in my underwear??"
She replied........."It is not talcum powder....It's Miracle Grow".
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Good thinking and great payback shouldn't say such harsh things to his wife. lol
those funky pairs of undies my ex had me positioned on each and all the time are at present gathering airborne dirt and dust... inspite of the certainty that i think of I did look quite good interior of those with Snoopy on them... Yeah...all righty then...
Haha nice
Very amusing. Where did u hear that? Its very harsh but he got what was coming to him!
Very funny! Serves him right.
Lol very funny!!
stAr!
daymn. harsh. but funny
Good and funny...
hahaahahahahaahhahahaha thats the best joke ive heard today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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