die happy (ooh being sexist are i)?
A bloke working in a brewery died one day after falling in a vat of beer, and it was the Managing Director's duty to inform his widow.
"Tell me," cried the widow, "Did he suffer much?"
"I don't think so," replied the MD, "He go out to go the toilet three times."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
It's cute, but can you pick peanuts up wth it?
What did the sign on the brothel door say?
We're closed, beat it!!!!
More Questions From This User See All
Answers & Comments
Verified answer
you been reading my book hahaha
Here's an idea You can write "When a happy meal is ordered, McDonald's employees ask if it's for a boy or girl, HOWEVER, this can be due to a sexist act, OR the fact that a toy has an audience of male and female." Good luck
Enjoyed the first 2!
Funny.
I like the first two.
sexist?
sign on the men's club door..."liquor in the front - poker in the rear"
good one..you being botherd to my stalker's having fun spreading crap about me....im gonna come back you just wait..poem in waiting!
i like elephant one
Aren't these jokes in the Bible. They are so very very very displeasingly old. They muster a very small chuckle of horror from me.
Or......
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal?
We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."