A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat? "I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom? This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks?!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johonny leaving the classroom.
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Unterhalten sich zwei Meister darüber, wer
den dümmsten Gesellen beschäftigt hat.
Nach einer Weile ruft der erste Meister
seinen Gesellen zu sich und sagt zu ihm:
"Hier hast du 20 Cent, geh dafür mal 5
Bier im Kisok gegenüber holen!"
Der Geselle spurtet los.
Der zweite Meister ruft seinen Gesellen zu
sich und sagt zu ihm: "Geh mal rüber in
den Kiosk und schaue nach, ob ich darin sitze
und wieder mal Kaffee trinke!"
Auch der zweite Geselle spurtet los.
Auf der Straße treffen sich die zwei
Gesellen.
Sagt der erste: "Also mein Meister ist
ja wirklich doof" Gibt mir 20 Cent,
damit ich 5 Bier holen soll. Dabei weiß er
doch ganz genau, dass ich nur 2 Bier tragen
kann!!!"
Sagt der zweite: Mein Meister ist ja noch
dümmer!! Sagt zu mir, dass ich im Kiosk
nachschauen soll, ob er drinne sitzt und
Kaffee schlürft. Dabei stand er direkt neben
einem Telefon. Da hätte er doch auch mal
anrufen können!!!!!!"
Chalkboard Assignment
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat? "I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom? This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks?!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johonny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"
Kommen zwei Flöhe aus einer Veranstaltung. Sagt der eine: "Gehen wir zu Fuà oder nehmen wir einen Hund?"
LG
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